Baked Up

to fuck someone up.

guy1: did you see what happen to joe?
guy2: yeah, he got baked up, that's what happens when you fuck with someone's girl

by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 26, 2010

Baking bones

When you stick a blunt in your urethra(pee hole) and then have someone suck the smoke out.
Another term for it is the “smokey succ” WARNING: IF YOUR DON’T SAY NO HOMO YOU ARE GAY AND IT ISN’T BAKING BONES ITS JUST STONE-SUCKING

Brad: “Mmm bro, Kyle ik its no nut november rn but i really need that smokey succ, i have my free nut coupon right here man i just need It so bad” *Kyle’s gf Rachel walks in* oh sorry * swiftly turns around and walks out* Rachel’s bestie Brittany: “oh hey you look kinda traumatized is everything okay?” “No... *breaks down in tears* i saw my boyfriend kyle sucking brad’s dick!” Brittany: “Oh that, he wasn’t sucking his dick they were just baking bones with the homies, as long as they said no homo you have nothing to worry about!” Rachel:“Wait...he didn’t say no homo! *sobs uncontrollably*

by I’m lowkey highkey gay no homo November 1, 2019

baked chicken

When the fenale is on all fours knees and elbows bent while wearing ankle socks and primed for rear entry.

I turned Suzie over into the baked chicken and crammed my rod in her ass!!!

by Stinky Pete September 27, 2003

Baked Alaska

The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.

Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

baked cooter

sun-burnt vagina

"She laid out on the beach way too long. She took off her suit and had a baked cooter."

by King.Key August 20, 2009

Half Baked

Half Baked: when ur so stoned you piss where u are..

being so stoned you do not register your a) brain b) phsyical surroundings and socially assertive behavior and you just well short of HALF SHIT IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

:|

oh man i was so half baked last night i pissed in the college tutrorial and i was in the front seat..

omg did you see mike??he was so stoned he had to be taken out of class for being so stoned..

by OMFGTHATWASUNBELIEVABLE;) October 21, 2010

Baking a cake

you pour flour into your asshole and mix it around and wait for it to get all hot then you fart into some ones mouth with all the flour going into their mouth and they swallow it

I was baking a cake into your mouth earlier

by Rofl my waffles May 11, 2009