Bagel Sect

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.

"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Snoopish December 4, 2016

bagel tossing

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.

imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.

damn jimmy I didn't know bagel tossing coupd be a professional soort.

by dabskii August 24, 2025

Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.

“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”

by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025