Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

The stoplight look away

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

by Buttermybizkit May 24, 2021

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

throw away baby

A Child That Has Been Put Up For Adoption

I was put up for Adoption, and the kids used to call me throw away baby

by NappyHeadedK July 19, 2020

The give it away now

The act of two males pinky fingering the anus of each other while camping

How about we try the give it away now this weekend

by Jubell November 22, 2024

You WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

I will make you regret this.

Hym "You WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. A kid is going to die and they are going to come for you and you are going to lose everything."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Bae Away Plan

When you want to ask someone to be your boy/girlfriend but it's too soon to make it official.

She's not my girlfriend, but she is on the Bae Away Plan.

by ShamelessGrace November 6, 2022