Jack: What does a Spanish person get from sitting in a field?
Alex: I don't know, what?
Jack: A Grassy Arse
Alex: I don't know, what?
Jack: A Grassy Arse
by Stroooker November 14, 2017
Get the Grassy Arsemug. by i could eat chocolate all night long April 27, 2003
Get the arse rippermug. by crabbadon September 22, 2006
Get the Arse fezmug. An Arse blaster is someone who has seen to much goatse, and now feels the need to repcorduce the anomily in other persons.
www.goatse.cx
A website that under no circumstances (assuming it still exists) should be visited by any one living and or dead :)
A website that under no circumstances (assuming it still exists) should be visited by any one living and or dead :)
by RaYdeX September 9, 2004
Get the arse blastermug. 1. i did shit arse in that test
2. ur shit arse
3. i h8 mondays theyr shit arse
4. shit arse no way that is so koo
5. u are so shit arsing me...arnt u???
6. shit arse, that is so fun 2 say!!!
2. ur shit arse
3. i h8 mondays theyr shit arse
4. shit arse no way that is so koo
5. u are so shit arsing me...arnt u???
6. shit arse, that is so fun 2 say!!!
by taetard March 12, 2007
Get the shit arsemug. by Darren Jonusas January 20, 2005
Get the Cats Arsemug. What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.
The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:
"can't be asked"
- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point
"can't be arsed"
- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)
- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)
- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)
The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:
"can't be asked"
- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point
"can't be arsed"
- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)
- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)
- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)
phrasee: Do this for me..
phraser: I can't be arsed.
phrasee: You're an arse. It's I can't be asked, you arse.
phraser: I can't be arsed.
phrasee: You're an arse. It's I can't be asked, you arse.
by Raiden616 May 20, 2014
Get the can't be arsedmug.