Forsaken Adult

An adult who is obsessed with the Roblox game Forsaken. They play Forsaken daily and continue to support it, regardless of the quality of updates or controversy regarding the game. When questioned why they still play it, they respond with something along the lines of "I can't quit Forsaken, I spent too much time on it / it's too addicting / I struggle with quitting" knowing damn well they can quit whenever they want too, they are just too lazy to do anything productive with their adult lives. They treat Forsaken like it is an addicting drug and will likely end up unsuccessful in the real world.

"Why are you still supporting Forsaken? Aren't you 23 years old? Is there seriously nothing better you can be doing with your time besides playing a Roblox game made not so good people?"
"I'm sorry but I struggle with quitting Forsaken because I have over 30 days of playtime. I have started playing Forsaken in moderation by only playing 4 hours a day instead of 6."
"Holy shit you're a fucking forsaken adult."

by honeystorm March 2, 2026

costco adult

Noun. The costco adult is much like the Disney adult, but poor.

The costco adult, though poorer, is still very self involved and entitled. They also lack the spatial and social awareness to function well in a society (see douchebaggery). Normal, well adjusted adults avoid them as much as possible since these freaks will die on any hill in costco's honor. Being a consumer is their identity and only goal in life and while shopping is the most pathetic hobby on the planet, it seems to bring costco adults some form of satisfaction. Not happiness (costco adults abhor happiness); simply satisfaction.

Unlike Disney adults, costco adults ages range from 30's to 70's and are not confined to the millennial generation making them more difficult to identify when not in the vicinity of a costco. Once entering the vicinity of a costco, the costco adult becomes rabid and furious and tranquillizing the costco adult should be considered at that point. Or at any point. Or maybe just forever idk.

Person: are you going to Penny's wedding?
Some other person: no. She's a costco adult so her reception dinner is the costco food court and I'm allergic to hot dogs.

by loluhohlolohwell March 13, 2026

Millennials' adulthood disappointment

When Millennials eventually find out that their version of adulthood looks drastically different than what was promised to them when they were young

After years of believing we'd be living in a world of flying cars and endless opportunities, the reality of student loans and renting forever hits hard—this is the true Millennials' adulthood disappointment.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.

“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”

by GenWaller October 7, 2025

An Adult Man

You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.

Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Young adult affirming care

When you are affirming a oersons gender and they're between 18-30.

Young adult affirming care should be banned also. If you're talking positively about gender affirming care for minors under 18, you should be punished

by Sexydimma December 3, 2025

i feel more adult towards you

Another way of saying I like you. Mostly said by men to be sneaky.

You would say I feel more adult towards you to someone you like if you want to give them a hint.

by Shockey May 2, 2016