Willy bashing

To bash the willy, for sexual pleasure

Mark: Narrrrrrrr Willy Bashing!!!!!!!

by Aceon April 20, 2006

Willy Wagwan

When you approach a breh / bro and say 'Wagwan' as soon as you do this you drop your lower level of clothing and invade his space with your penis.

John: Yo you alright Mohammed?

Mohammed: Wagwan! *Flops penis out and goes to hug John*

John: Get your Willy away from me you Willy Wagwan'er!

(This is an example of John being Willy Wagwan'ed).

by MyKo0L September 12, 2010

Wesely Willis

A 300 lb songwriter. Once a homeless man. Now dead.

We will miss you wesely willis.....

by TJ Green November 20, 2003

willis reed

The coolest person ever the best basketball player of all time. Much better then phill jakson.

Man you play bassketball almost as good as willis reed

by rj March 30, 2003

shit willy

1. shit willy (n.) -A form of horseplay in which a person sticks a finger into their ass and then into someone else's ear and twists rapidly for annoyance. The distant cousin of the "wet willy."

2. shit willy (n.) - Slang for a the sexual acts of having anal sex and then ear sex in close succession.

3. shit willy/shit willied (v.) - The act of giving someone a shit willy, whether it be from either definition.

1. Bryce gave me a noogie yesterday, so I waited until he was looking the other way, I stuck my finger up my butt and gave his ear a mean shit willy.

2. Me and her did the shit willy last night, so boy am I really sore and she is having trouble hearing.

3. I shit willied the hell out of her and gave her one mean ear infection. You know what they say, once you go black you go deaf.

by tinkerjax October 21, 2011

Chilli Willies

Chilli Willies are chilllies that naturally grow into the shape of willies from the infamous Chilli Willy Plant.

You can grow Chilli Willies from seed.

by Chilli-Willy.com June 28, 2009

willy slapper

A person who enjoys slapping his penis

Abe's cock is sore because he is a willy slapper.

by Love Monkey January 18, 2006