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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
Get the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up yourmug. (pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by vonsgetback May 10, 2023
Get the cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemug. Omg his mom called him a Jake and he didn’t understand so she had to say he was a fuck up in front of his whole family
by Kjnewpatek February 8, 2020
Get the Fuck upmug. be quite
by joe mmmmmmmmm July 26, 2020
Get the shut the fuck upmug. 
A Canadian hardcore punk band, notable for winning the Polaris prize for their album "The Chemistry of Common Life".
Guy 1: "Did you go to the Fucked Up concert at the pub last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro I got kneed in the balls but it was great"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro I got kneed in the balls but it was great"
by Nicefisher October 12, 2020
Get the Fucked Upmug. When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up
Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022
Get the buzzer beater fuck upmug.