Boobie Wets

When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.

Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!

by Boom Boom Bastic Baby August 10, 2020

Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019

Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.

I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

by Tuckered out May 17, 2010

wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.

Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.

by Randehman April 4, 2014

wet saw

One Amazing tool or device used to cut rock hard minerals or surfaces into smaller more manageable pieces.

Adams father gave him a wet saw to cut the marble floor in the kitchen that was being remodeled.

by TheTruthBackNtheDay February 26, 2018

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019