Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.

Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .

“Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”

by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019

ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.

person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.

by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018

Ethan

faggot

What an ethan... stupid bitch.

by ThiccyNiccy October 24, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money

Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world

by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020

Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

by biggie doodle October 1, 2018

Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.

Dude, Check out that Ethan.

by Devil85 May 24, 2017