I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

Greatness can't exist in a vacuum

No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!

Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition

I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza

by Dinoboy33664455nvrguess November 5, 2020

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

can't-can't

When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.

"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"

by andpeggyyyy September 27, 2017

Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

by Mawnster November 18, 2022