Ricky Baker

Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.

Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.

Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.

If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold

Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless

“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
by ahip97 March 21, 2022
mugGet the Ricky Bakermug.

(a) Baker’s shot

When a drink is specifically in a glass with a wider lip than basin and the drink is not filled to the brim such that there is only truly ~50% of the drink present
Damn Alex’s dad ordered a strawberry margarita but they forsurely gave him (a) baker’s shot as the drink is not filled to the brim of his strawberry margarita
by Ggg ez ez September 11, 2021
mugGet the (a) Baker’s shotmug.

Baker Bad

When shit goes bad, not once, not twice but every time a specific person is around.
Jamie was there when the car exploded, but wait jamie was there when the dog bit fred's nose off, and he was also there when the gas line exploded and everyone was killed: But Jamie. Yes jamie, that was Baker Bad
by Fade Hazben October 12, 2010
mugGet the Baker Badmug.

ellie baker

ellie baker is a lesbian who is in the closet. She is the biggest gay in teesside and is a complete whore. ellie loves abusing substances and being a horny girl. Her veejay jay smells like onions and she has the smelliest box known to man. Don’t be like ellie baker
ellie baker is such a mucky
by jjypxu18 November 23, 2021
mugGet the ellie bakermug.

Baker

Pikey Nonce who likes Westlife
That bloke is a “Baker”
by J-Barnett96 March 11, 2021
mugGet the Bakermug.

abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.
Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020
mugGet the abby bakermug.

Share this definition