Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.
Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.
Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.
If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.
Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.
If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold”
Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”
“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”
“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
by ahip97 March 21, 2022

Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Are Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Are Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

When a drink is specifically in a glass with a wider lip than basin and the drink is not filled to the brim such that there is only truly ~50% of the drink present
Damn Alex’s dad ordered a strawberry margarita but they forsurely gave him (a) baker’s shot as the drink is not filled to the brim of his strawberry margarita
by Ggg ez ez September 11, 2021

Jamie was there when the car exploded, but wait jamie was there when the dog bit fred's nose off, and he was also there when the gas line exploded and everyone was killed: But Jamie. Yes jamie, that was Baker Bad
by Fade Hazben October 12, 2010

ellie baker is a lesbian who is in the closet. She is the biggest gay in teesside and is a complete whore. ellie loves abusing substances and being a horny girl. Her veejay jay smells like onions and she has the smelliest box known to man. Don’t be like ellie baker
by jjypxu18 November 23, 2021

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.
Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020
