Badgered

Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered
by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017
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honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
honey my badger
by Mr not smart February 08, 2024
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carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
by Daniel Jurgensen May 22, 2012
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Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.
by Her Purpleness June 13, 2012
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Badgerable

Easily fooled or angered.
Man Kevin was badgerable when we pranked him bro!
by AYeti700 October 30, 2019
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The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
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cum badger

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”
by BSN Chairman April 04, 2018
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