a term used by adolescent whores prior to, after, or while doing something morally unacceptable or blatantly idiotic.
example 1:
kelly: "so I might have just given an old man a bj for some cocaine.."
lori: "what the fuck! I thought you were gonna make better choices after setting the Lawson's cat on fire.."
kelly: "fuck it, you only live once.."
example 2:
dawson: "man, can you believe it, after 2 years of being together, amber goes out and cheats on me! then, to make it worse, she tries to defend herself by saying 'you only live once!'.. fuck her."
ken: "so not cool. what a fucking stupid whore."
kelly: "so I might have just given an old man a bj for some cocaine.."
lori: "what the fuck! I thought you were gonna make better choices after setting the Lawson's cat on fire.."
kelly: "fuck it, you only live once.."
example 2:
dawson: "man, can you believe it, after 2 years of being together, amber goes out and cheats on me! then, to make it worse, she tries to defend herself by saying 'you only live once!'.. fuck her."
ken: "so not cool. what a fucking stupid whore."
by sick of dumb sluts October 11, 2011
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Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009
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by Quitelate September 8, 2006
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Get the pop you one mug.Term used to describe the art of pulling someone’s hair and dragging them by it.
This is normally a swift and sharp motion that leaves the victim on the floor. There is no required distance someone needs to be pulled to be considered being wigged, but they do need to move from where they originally where.
The word “wig” in this sense does not mean a literal wig (as is also the case with the term “ket wig”), but instead the literal hair.
In some dialects, hair in general can be called a wig.
This is normally a swift and sharp motion that leaves the victim on the floor. There is no required distance someone needs to be pulled to be considered being wigged, but they do need to move from where they originally where.
The word “wig” in this sense does not mean a literal wig (as is also the case with the term “ket wig”), but instead the literal hair.
In some dialects, hair in general can be called a wig.
“Your da sells Christmas lights all year round.”
“Oh shut up with the your da jokes before I wig you one.”
“Your da needs a wig.”
“Oh shut up with the your da jokes before I wig you one.”
“Your da needs a wig.”
by Worn Forrest April 16, 2022
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man 1: I am not sure that skydiving was a good idea...
man 2: Come on man! You only live once!
(man 2 pushes man 1 off the plane)
man 2: Come on man! You only live once!
(man 2 pushes man 1 off the plane)
by linguistmaniac April 1, 2019
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*skydiving*
Fred : Come on Bob. You've got to jump.
Bob: Well, ok then. I mean, you only YOLO once don't you.
Fred: yes...
Fred : Come on Bob. You've got to jump.
Bob: Well, ok then. I mean, you only YOLO once don't you.
Fred: yes...
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