Wanker

Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.

He's such a wanker

by luxetraveller July 9, 2014

Windermere

Windermere, FL is the rich small "town" very close to Orlando. The area is not much more than a lot of trees with large gated subdivisions that house many celebrities and rich families sending their kids to private school. Celebrity Sheehan Parvez lives here.

Sheehan's windermere mansion

by Parvezfit October 9, 2016

wanker

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.

"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".

"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."

by Stege December 7, 2011

Fashionable Wanker

A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.

"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"

"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"

by Michael Clifford's girlfriend June 22, 2013

sunset wanker

A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset

"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"

"Sunset wanker"

by L@ndo August 5, 2014

Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022