Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006

Winkelvoss

verb: Having been bested by a competitor, to then seek to gain through litigation what one was unable to achieve in the marketplace.

The twins wanted more money than the initially bargained for, so they winkelvossed Facebook, hoping a compliant judge would allow them to break their contract and sue for more.

by Sredni May 8, 2011

winkerpeeps

eyes

Look into my winkerpeeps.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her winkerpeeps.
The winkerpeeps are the window of the soul.

by Narby May 12, 2014

winker whacker

A male organism that likes to masterbate

They were all winker whackers playing together

by Hdjhddhd December 15, 2016

brown winker

Location from which poop emerges.

He was bent over, giving them an eyeful of his brown winker.

by Luiggi April 25, 2008

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Creepy Winker

As the man is about to cum he pulls out and jerks off in your face making sure to blow most of the load in one of your eyes. He then forces you to keep it there and go about your day as if there’s nothing wrong.

I gave her the creepy winker and she had to talk to her boss. She had one when shut like pop eye.

by \m/aze December 28, 2020