drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.

Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."

by JD_NZ December 6, 2021

Wine with a mermaid

It means sex.

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.

by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

wines

wines mean you drank a lot of wine

Yeah, too bad im not gonna pharase it, it litereally says how wines should be used in description

by just mango February 9, 2022

red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021

white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021

Booty wine

The little bit of enima water That dissolves your water-based lube as you fuck your boyfriend.

That booty wine turned our lube into water and I got a chafing on my cock. Brandon

by Sethica Thomas April 15, 2021