I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024

Wick

Wick is someone who likes to go on weekend benders and is always up for the sesh

Tina is some wick

by Wickcity April 24, 2017

Wicked natured

The opposite of good natured.

She wasn't going to tell people she was wicked natured, she knew that she was less likely to end up alone with a good natured facade. She also knew that not as many people trusted a wicked natured person, for good reason.

by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021

John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025

wicked wrister

A wrister of such high quality that its closest comparison would be if an angel came down from the heavens and rubbed rainbows all over your junk until completion

Jenna, that girl who works on the farm. She gives the most wicked wristers. Must be from milking all those cows.

by Ace Kingsley July 12, 2016

wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023