Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

whoop whoop pull up

Literally a pilot's worst nightmare, like, if you hear it, you have a 50/50 chance of surviving and you better GODDAMN PULL UP THE YOKE UNLESS U WANNA DIE-
For real facts, if the TAWS (Terrain Avoidance and Warning System) senses that ur gonna collide with smth mid air it would go WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP don't think that sound if fun it's smth rlly deadly and wrong

TAWS: **WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP**

by Sun of a b- October 28, 2023

Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all

It's like Doctor Who, but for really smart people. Plus, it will extend your brain to the point where you'll become the universe

Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck

by Trump's real news February 28, 2017

Doctor Whom

What the app’s name should be.

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who’s there?
Guy 1: Doctor
Guy 2: Doctor who?
Guy 1: No, Doctor whom.

by shethey June 24, 2018

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

Ass Whoop

Whoopin That Ass

Chyanne Said "People Be Ass Whoopin"

by Soup$!_(_+_8'+!3 September 19, 2019

Spankus Whoopee

Spankus Whoopee is a whoopee or a type of animal that whoops.

Spankus Whoopee keeps whooping, it is so loud.

by jamesmardson April 11, 2021