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Wet Wipe

Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
by B Caitlin July 9, 2019
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Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019
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Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.
My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.
by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019
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wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear
holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!
by mark mcellian November 22, 2011
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wet snowball

During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face
“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball
by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018
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Wet Squall

The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.
If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.
by KingChode December 10, 2009
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