HIM: Damn baby girl your wetter than an otters pocket rn.
HER: I know Nick can shoot his cannon balls into my mouth.
HER: I WANNA ALSO BE BABY MAMA #20
HER: I know Nick can shoot his cannon balls into my mouth.
HER: I WANNA ALSO BE BABY MAMA #20
by Stickitinmybootyhole August 28, 2021
Get the wetter than an otters pocket mug.indecisive, inclement weather. a combination of horrible precipitation that is cold, wet and windy all at once. generally used bitterly.
"what IS this weather outside? it's raining, but it's freezing rain and windy, but it turns into slush with a side of ice."--miriam
"it's SLASH weather, as in sleet/snow/rain/ice. i hate it."--walsh
"it's SLASH weather, as in sleet/snow/rain/ice. i hate it."--walsh
by Mike B. Walsh December 15, 2008
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I went with my brother to go bungee jumping but I just couldn't do it. I had a mad case of withering heights.
by CamilleMec December 1, 2007
Get the withering heights mug.The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.
Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
by Uvula February 17, 2010
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1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
(30 degrees fahrenheit)
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
by Temple Fugate December 28, 2005
Get the Top down weather mug.a fat pregnant looking paranoid woman who is rounder then a testicle. She is a hulk that defies pleasureable sex.
by Jansoor July 7, 2003
Get the WEATHERALL mug.A fair weather friend is one who lives in a milder climate than you. This person takes great pleasure in taunting you with how great it is where they are (warm and sunny) when you are suffering in your climate (cold and snowy or otherwise unpleasant).
Shane was taunted by his fair weather friends on Facebook as he sat looking helplessly from his office window, watching snow fall in the middle of April in Michigan.
by tweetlady May 9, 2011
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