respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session

I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.

by MisterTree January 1, 2025

wyatt weiner

A dope as mother fucker who is hot as shit

Yo check out that Wyatt Weiner over there

by Money heist 2.0 June 1, 2020

ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.

seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!

by corinnnnee May 21, 2008

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

Weiner Nest

Weiner Nest=The obviously out of control nest of hair that surrounds the weiner usually found on men who do not understand the word manscaping. Quite nasty, itchy, can smell if hygene is lacking.

I went down on him and got a face full of weiner nest

by TFK2008 August 13, 2012

toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.

Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.

by Sbden12 May 20, 2023