Madame Web

When you are filled with an immense feeling of rage and anger that you cannot physically or mentally express.

Names after the movie “Madame Web (2024)” notable for inspiring these feelings because of how boring, yet rage-inducing it is.

“What the hell’s wrong with that guy? He looks like he’s about to explode?”

“Madame Web.”

“Oh.”

by Jasksual February 24, 2024

Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.

Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!

by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024

Madame web

A movie that shouldn't be released but got released anyway.

"should we see this?"

"no way its a madame web"

by squibley March 17, 2024

The web

What you used to get here to this app.

I'm going to go to YouTube on the web.

by Lord bardock July 27, 2022

wtf webbed

When you search a simple term on Google , but end up being redirected constantly to sites such as "poker slots" claiming you won the jackpot, fake programs telling you your drive is full and need to download a "memory cleaner", adult chat sites or things asking for your credit card number. Basically nothing you actually searched for.

John: "did you finish your term paper last night?"
Joe: "Nah, I kept getting wtf webbed"

by someunknowndude July 31, 2022

WEB 5.0

Web 5.0 also known as Identer Technology derived from the use cases of Web 2.0 and Web 3.0 where in the internet age only ends to executional part but doesn't give emphasis to it's authenticity and decentralized identifier mechanism.

Web 5.0 is the new birth of technology automating Blockchain and focused to it's technology usefulness rather than financial aspects.

Therefore, Web 5.0 solves the digital problem of identity theft, data breaches etc... taking the concept of interoperability and anonymity.

My files is save in Web 5.0 system.

by FlamingoChain June 12, 2022

The Dark Web

A portion of the deep web that is inaccessible for standard web browsers and requires special software like Tor, also a good enough security (Such as a VPN and removing peripherals such as microphones, webcams and others, Using an operating system such as TailsOS, whatever the fuck it was) is recommended to access, in the dark web, there are things such as drugs, organs, child porn, stolen credit cards, hacked sensitive info, etc, cryptocurrency is common for dark web transactions.

Person 1 - Where the fuck did you get cocaine?

Person 2 - The dark web.

Person 1 - Are you fucking kidding me?

Person 2 - No, i just spent my BTC from some random "Scooby-Doo" drug marketplace to get it.

Person 1 - Ugh, could you at least hide this thing before the cops come after us.

Person 2 - Ok.

by bobthebobs1998 March 11, 2026