carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025

Puts the crazy on the chain wax

When something is really nuts and it's hard to explain.

Bruh, stop eating your boogers, it puts the crazy on the chain wax.

by DandyDeluxe December 12, 2016

Waxed

Another meaning to getting rid of something, or wiping yourself out on the beers.

I waxed so much money at the casino last night
I’m gonna get so waxed on the beers tonight

by thegucciboys April 14, 2021

Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022

Without Wax

Often a reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax for Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju

Nelly: Hey Ulysses have you seen Josie? I feel sorry for her. She’s been behaving erratic lately.

Ulysses: Meghan and I thought that taking her to a spiritual reader would help her feel better.

Nelly: Whay did the spiritual reader have to say?

Ulysses: He said that Josie was doomed to become an unholy Saint and to call her local police detectives to say that she is “without wax”.

Nelly: Do you really believe in all that?

Ulysses: I’m not sure.

by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

by Pokey123 June 18, 2008

Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024