Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.
Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.
by SteelerPP July 8, 2012
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Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!
by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011
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When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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(typically around where your head is)
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
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