Waiter's Syndrome

When you've been a waiter so long that you inhale every meal you eat, unable to slow down and enjoy the food. This is typically due to repeatedly not getting breaks on long shifts, and having to scoff down a meal in-between tables.

"Ryan, why are you inhaling your burger?"
"I have waiter's syndrome!"

by Courtesity June 22, 2021

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waiting to exhale

That period of time a woman has been “sucking in her gut” to appeal to potential suitors for a long time, and is getting desperate.

“Dude, did you see Trisha at the 10-year reunion? I remember she always looked so fine, but she got married and had 3 kids.”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”

by I_AM_FARTACUS July 6, 2021

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Waiting

Another hard thing to do, like not trying to do better under pressure at times when you think you know you can. It's especially hard when you have an opponent that doesn't have much self control and wants you to rush into do things when they want you to do them (on their terms). No matter how far ahead the rabbit gets, it's hard to stay slow and steady and not give up when you have every indication that you should hurry or have a sense of urgency.

Waiting is hard because everybody has human impulses.

by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021

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Waiting for 2nd approval in netsuite

Waiting and waiting

"The lowly accountant spent all afternoon waiting for 2nd approval in netsuite cause he didnt have enough $$ to bribe the approver to 2nd approve. Life could be worse, but it could also be a lot better."

by pleasepleaseapprove July 20, 2021

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