vagina cabinet

Sarah Palin, a hot dumb bitch who is in politics

Sarah Palin is a vagina cabinet

by jerryhouse August 1, 2009

Driftwood Vagina

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

square vagina

A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)

A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.

So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.

by fuzzybunyy_1 November 9, 2007

The Other Vagina

The ass of a girl used for sexual purposes.

Rebekah's such a slut she wanted it in the other vagina yesterday!

by Docproc November 6, 2007

Sandy Vagina

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.

Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.

by gAZI March 24, 2003

lizard vagina

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner

Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!

by wawawawawawawawawawa February 4, 2009

my vagina

Something to stick your penis in.

Where are you going? Put your penis back in my vagina!

by Vagggggiiinnnaaa November 20, 2013