Vanessa

the most basic bitch in the entire world.

Vanessa: "Omg I'm better than you cuz I'm on the dance team."

Everyone else: "you're on JV. shut up."

by Just your regular bitch. November 28, 2012

vapenis

transexual

get off my VAPENIS (weekends only)

by tran Sexual January 31, 2003

Vanessa

Most amazing person ever, lover of Kanye, and married to Camden. She's so fun and is cool. Thinks Kanye is a god and Camden is hot.

Is that Vanessa? Isn't she married to Camden?

by ??gee i wonder who December 15, 2017

vanessa

someone who just takes and never gives, all her husband does is give and work for their family and she has never shown any appreciation in the slightest. She is always in debt, having "invested" all of her funds into 15 dollar bets that have never seen a return. Avoid at all cost, thx.

Oh no, Vanessa is coming be quiet.

by capstone2020!!! November 26, 2019

vape job

When you suck feces out of one man's anus, and semen out of another man's penis, mix them together and swallow.

Brian gave Ron and Will an awesome vape job last night

by hotdog420 May 18, 2015

Vanessa

Someone who seems beautiful, pretty, smart, funny, and just all around perfect. But what you don't see is how she treats your friends. She'll smirk at them when you glance away, because she knows your friends know they're choosing her instead. She seems like the perfect soulmate... but your friends fear for your soon broken heart.

"Did you see Jake with Vanessa today?"
'Yeah, I feel terrible. She smirked at me when he looked away... like she was trying to tell me she won.'
"I know, right? Just the other day I saw him laughing with her... I'm worried she's gonna end up breaking his heart."

by SweaterSyd January 24, 2015

Weed vape

A vape flavouring specifically designed for people who are either too poor to afford weed or are have accepted their homosexuality and now vape

A: sah dude, try this weed vape

B: nah m9 im already gay

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017