Valentin

An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.

Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"

by Nargoth.theripper October 5, 2020

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Valentino

Please reach into your vagina, pull out your balls, and stop being such an immature asshole.

Valentino: So how have you been?
Girl: Fuck off and go cry to your girlfriend.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

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a sexy female who knows how to party and goes straight to beast mode when shes in bed. she has a really nice ass and a nice everything.all the guys just wanna holla at her nd if theyre hot, shell holla back.

boy1:i broke up with my girlfriend...coz her ass looks bad.
boy2:i know!wouldnt you rather date a valenisa?!???

by janelleisf*cknawesome June 21, 2009

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valantino

A dirty Crack whore we all know and love!

girl: omg hes so hot
girl 2: He might sell us some crack! Hes such a valantino

by StatTraK December 6, 2014

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Bloody Valentine

A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.

Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!

by VickiDefiner February 15, 2009

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