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Ultimate Swaggers

Someone who holds the most swag known to man
“Bro that outfit is fire, you got ultimate swaggers
by Ultimate Swaggers May 4, 2021
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ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.
bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!
by kornball May 14, 2025
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ULTIMATE RISIBLE

BACKGROUND:PERFECT CONTROL
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION

I am going to SLEEP I am to.

Cannot tell when you fall asleep.

You cannot tell when your sleeping.

A hotel or motel room is partiality.

A SEXUAL ORGASM.

Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.
Don't kid yourself the ULTIMATE RISIBLE as you are going to approach SLEEP.

Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.

It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.

So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND

Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .

It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.
by METE MEAT MEET May 29, 2021
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Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)
Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy
by rumer grove February 10, 2024
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Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024
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Ultimate Deadly Sin

When you talk to a girl you really like and want to marry, and you treat her so good, do everything for her and make her dreams come true and do everything right, and she starts to get horny, and she gets so horny that she will go have sex with another guy who didn't do nothing for her at all. most of the time these be celebrity females and the guys be normal people not famous yet, its so heart breaking and kills the guy so much because he wants to be with her so bad that ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL WHO SEES ALL , AND KNOWS ALL, Even private thoughts. punishes them the worst way possible, even worst than hell being set on fire for all eternity.
by Demegasus Solstice April 3, 2022
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The Ultimate Takedown

The Ultimate Takedown, is an wrestling move, usually used as a last resort . It involves standing on a piece of furniture

shouting that you will do the ultimate takedown, before jumping on the intended target from the piece of furniture, usually resulting in a comedic situation.
That idiot just tried The Ultimate Takedown on me!
by xexonem February 4, 2023
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