There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
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A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.
With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
Get the Trump’s twilight years mug.A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.
Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
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Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!
HP Fan: What did it say?
Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT
HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
HP Fan: What did it say?
Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT
HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
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Get the My Life is Twilight mug.A club where almost everybdy has seen almost everybody. You (non-noobling) can join yesterday and be remembered a week from now. Usually someone always posts on your topic, but even "populars" can be ignored some-times.
The people you must definitely meet are: Allie, Risse (or Cherry), Endive, Batman, Jessie, Taco, Amy, Liv, Charlotte, Summer, Georgia, Banana, Ella, Britt, Chanelle, and Grace.
TC Anthem:
"Vicky- The TC song" -on YouTube
The occasional n00b and OC invader drops in. Sometimesd we flee to Allie's back up club "Tcers", TC (twilight club) is almost always dead on mornings. If you do decide to join, don't be stereotipical about some of the "scene" dolls, spell horribly or try to "fit in". Sometimes I just hate these people, but I luff them 99.99% of the time.
Lynnzzy is never in her own club for whatever reason (Maybe she has a life othe and will someday kill us all. Just
The people you must definitely meet are: Allie, Risse (or Cherry), Endive, Batman, Jessie, Taco, Amy, Liv, Charlotte, Summer, Georgia, Banana, Ella, Britt, Chanelle, and Grace.
TC Anthem:
"Vicky- The TC song" -on YouTube
The occasional n00b and OC invader drops in. Sometimesd we flee to Allie's back up club "Tcers", TC (twilight club) is almost always dead on mornings. If you do decide to join, don't be stereotipical about some of the "scene" dolls, spell horribly or try to "fit in". Sometimes I just hate these people, but I luff them 99.99% of the time.
Lynnzzy is never in her own club for whatever reason (Maybe she has a life othe and will someday kill us all. Just
N00b1: WH0 1S UR F@V0R1T3 TW1L1GHT CH@R@CT3R?
TCer1: What did you just say?
TCer2: I think she meant "What's your favorite twilight character?
TCer1: Most of us don't even like twilight :|
Noob1: WH@T?
stardoll- twilight club
TCer1: What did you just say?
TCer2: I think she meant "What's your favorite twilight character?
TCer1: Most of us don't even like twilight :|
Noob1: WH@T?
stardoll- twilight club
by TC`ers4ever November 13, 2011
Get the stardoll- twilight club mug.A cultural spreading of an obsessive sickness (which usually strikes young girls or middle-aged mothers) that centers around the Twilight Saga created by Stephenie Meyer. With enough personal self-control, it is possible to heal, but some are forever succumbed and lost. TOD can relate to both the book characters and the portraying actors of the series.
For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.
For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.
Normal friend - Are you alright? You didn't call me yesterday.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!
Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!
Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.
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