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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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total lunar eclipse

also known as a blood moon because of the moon's deep red color. An extreme lunar eclipse when the moon is completely within the shadow of the earth. Total lunar eclipses occur on an irregular cycle, averaging out to about once per year. Folklore has it that time travelers make contact on the night of the total lunar eclipse.
- Tonight is a rare Blood Moon — caused by a Total Lunar Eclipse!

- Good to know!
by 0bject May 8, 2025
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totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!
Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!
by im so craycray March 29, 2021
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totaled

See wordPulling a Byron/word
by Tarkin October 5, 2003
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Total Antipalindrome

A word or string in which no character in the reversed string matches the character at the same position in the original string. In other words, for a string of length n, a total antipalindrome satisfies the condition that for every index i (1 ≤ i ≤ n), character i ≠ character n − i + 1.

It’s like the exact opposite of a palindrome—not even a single letter is allowed to line up with its mirror.
"abcd" → reversed: "dcba" → no positions match → total antipalindrome

"abcdef" → reversed: "fedcba" → still no matching positions → total antipalindrome

"abca" → reversed: "acba" → the 'a' at the start matches → not a total antipalindrome

"racecar" → reversed: "racecar" → all mirror positions match → a palindrome; definitely not a total antipalindrome
by Smakibbfb April 11, 2025
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...totally

1. synonym for completely.
2. word originating in the dialect of Saini, used at the end of self explanatory sentences, at the point in which one realises there is nothing left to add, and wishes to conclude said statement in a most concise and transparent manner.
"what did you do today?"
"i had KFC, it was boom.. so erm yeah ...totally"
by the A dogg April 12, 2012
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Lemme get a total recall

A total recall is an order of three buttery nipples from the bartender.
by Meatclacks March 28, 2025
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