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hydraulic tits

When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.
Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?
by -anomynous July 11, 2015
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Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).
'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
by 7678 April 30, 2009
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squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"
by Zaniel April 13, 2021
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Tits of a Champion

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.
Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011
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Tits Crew

It is equated with being on the right path and executing the right moves at the right time. Hitting paydirt with a group is a Tits Crew. Hitting the shot that wins the game is Tits, but when the entire team deserves recognition, it is "Tits Crew". it has to do with a defining moment that can be arguably divine providence.
The group at any form of gathering (especially graffiti related) that is without any question having the most fun, Is the Tits Crew. Just as when an individual nails it, they say "Tits". In a setting involving two or more people that is nailing it, the proper to term to yell out is "Tits Crew".
by Clown Tits Crew November 20, 2013
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THATS TITS

Dude have you seen my car? Yea man it's tits!
by The J man May 13, 2005
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muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.
"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."
by Beau Barber June 21, 2007
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