The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:
a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.
by hoosier47804 August 20, 2013
Get the Smokin' Tires mug.An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.
by Mrfantastic September 14, 2013
Get the spare tire date mug.What you think about those people who look 10 years older than they are.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Guy at a bar: here's my ID
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
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Get the Tired As Penis mug.Tire is one of the most intelligent but also one of the most beautiful people that you will ever ever meet.She is also very funny and can make everyone around her laugh. Her laugh alone is funnier than any joke. She is caring and will stay silent if you make her mad. She has a fear of bathroom rugs but that doesn’t stop her. Her presence lights up a room. If she doesn’t go to a place, the whole gathering is not as good because she makes it better for everyone. Her astonishing beauty will leave you speechless and her amazing personality makes her the perfect person. She is one of those people who deserve a worthy enough soulmate and the whole wide world. If you have a Tire as your bestfriend, consider yourself lucky as she is one of those people who will never leave your side, unless you are throwing up because she will then run for miles. Make sure to not take your Tire for granted as she is one of the best friends that you could ever have in your whole life.
Guy 1: ‘Wow, look at that girl whose walking past’
Guy 2: ‘She’s so smart and beautiful, she must be a Tire’
Girl 1: ‘ I agree, she’s very nice too!’
Guy 2: ‘She’s so smart and beautiful, she must be a Tire’
Girl 1: ‘ I agree, she’s very nice too!’
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