Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women

Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.

by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006

Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017

Ticket to the Gun Show

A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"

by DieAtTheSameTime September 5, 2011

Tucker

A really cool guy that wears glasses. He's got brown eyes that are so amazing you could just swim in them for eternity. Those eyes bore into your soul, but they have this soft look to them. They just make you melt. The brown hair on his head is like a huge, epic mop. It's really cool looking, trust me. If you're dating a Tucker, then you know that he's the best boyfriend ever to walk the earth. You also know (or will know) that he is an amazing kisser, and he knows just what to say that will make any girl swoon. His voice cracks sometimes, but it's really adorable. He loves poking people, he's really tall, and his skin stays tan through the year because he mows lawns alot. He's probably the most random guy you will ever meet. He LOVES Harry Potter, especially Ravenclaw. If you know this guy, don't ever let go of him, because he's probably be the best guy you will ever meet.

Luna: So, I hear you're dating Tucker now. Man, aren't you lucky.

Hermione: Yeah! He's the best kisser ever! Gosh, why did I ever even think about getting together with Ron? Tucker is just so brilliant..

by Just Another Mask April 24, 2012

Clit-Tickler

a clit tickler is the definition of clit tickler is to finger and rub the clit giveing it a ticking feeling to reach climax

hey babay its business time here comes the clit-tickler

by measha monster September 19, 2009

Mexi Tickler

When a man of hispanic origin uses his dirty mustache to stimulate a womans clit by stroking it in an up and down fashion.

Dude, did you hear Jose performing the mexi tickler on Carla last night. I could hear them through my door all night long.

by freebird nelswan April 15, 2009

tinkerbell

a pixie type like fairy who at one point was simply a guide used by peterpan to travel from the neverland to the real world. disney has commercialized her and now she has become nothing but a lying cunt who lies to children about dreams coming true while presenting false hope. research has shown that such lies can greatly affect young children psychologically.

child: will i ever be able to walk?

tinkerbell: yes! yes! dreams CAN come true.

the world: bullshit...

by tubtito April 4, 2009