Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?
by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005
Get the zombie vibratormug. What happens if a dead cow isn't hauled off to be processed into meat fast enough. They are usually green and smell like mold. Certain people can turn into Zombie Cows when murdered, if they are fat enough or are extremely dim-witted.
I clubbed the cow in the head and it fell like a rock, but no one came to cut it up so it turned into a Zombie Cow.
by Sgt. Gemstone March 5, 2007
Get the Zombie Cowmug. Is a term used to describe someone who has consumed excess amounts of alcohol and smoked marijuana. This is because a person who has done this usually turns very pale and loses the ability to complete basic functions, such as holding a conversation or using their cellular devices. A person in zombie mode also will struggle to stay conscious and may pass out very early.
Example 1: On Halloween eve last year some of my friends drank plenty of alcohol and walked over to a seniors house, where they then smoked marijuana. After this they walked back through campus to their dorms, thus being zombies for halloween.
Example 2: Went to a party and saw a freshman I knew sitting on the couch all alone. I went over to initiate a conversation with the freshman only to discover that he could not hold a conversation or even keep his eyes open. He was in zombie mode.
Example 3: Person 1: Hey man, what happened to you last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I passed out at like nine o'clock.
Person 1: Really? Why?
Person 2: Dude, I was a total zombie last night.
Example 2: Went to a party and saw a freshman I knew sitting on the couch all alone. I went over to initiate a conversation with the freshman only to discover that he could not hold a conversation or even keep his eyes open. He was in zombie mode.
Example 3: Person 1: Hey man, what happened to you last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I passed out at like nine o'clock.
Person 1: Really? Why?
Person 2: Dude, I was a total zombie last night.
by mckeky01 September 4, 2010
Get the Zombie Modemug. A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
by kabukulator October 1, 2010
Get the Comfort Zombiemug. Contrary to popular trolling, Zombie Hitler is not the final hidden boss on any of the Call of Duty: Zombies games.
I used a glitch to get to lvl 2638 on COD Zombies, AND I STILL DON'T SEE NO MUTHAFUCKIN' ZOMBIE HITLER!!!
by Danmeister April 23, 2011
Get the Zombie Hitlermug. Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.
1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
by HalfBlood December 9, 2008
Get the Zombie Textermug. I worked until 10pm last night and have to come in tomorrow at 7:15am. I Got the Zombie shift again. "Zombie shift"
by Lunch-box January 19, 2014
Get the zombie shiftmug.