Clog the toilet

when the toilets is clogged

The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?

by toilet wand February 3, 2022

French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010

toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005

Seductive Toilet

A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.

"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"

"Probably was Seductive Toilet."

by Sajuco August 11, 2013

Toilet method

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.

Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.

by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023

Toilet's Revenge

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.

I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!

by nero11 February 27, 2008