Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018

Shark kiss

The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed

Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face

by Gadnuck the destroyer February 25, 2020

Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt

“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”

by Chika19 February 28, 2019

Shark Method

The Shark Method is a very well known tactic/mental exercise that uses visual projection to help an athlete maintain a specific strength element, most commonly used in Calisthenics.

Invented by levente_sw aka frontlevermain

The reason he won the max hold front lever challenge is because he used the Shark Method.

by frontlevermain September 11, 2023