Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.

by ESBirdnerd January 03, 2021

Crewman Number Six

A movie or television show character who is completely expendable and whose only purpose on the show is to die. The character's death is usually used to demonstrate the gravity of the situation that the main characters will shortly find themselves in. See also redshirt; the two terms are synonymous, but this term is more commonly used within the entertainment industry as an inside joke.

"Look out for that lava, Crewman Number Six!!"

"I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here." - Sam Rockwell as "Guy Fleegman" in "Galaxy Quest" (1999)

by warden145 August 29, 2007

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

magic number

1. A score of 69 in sports.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball.

3. 69

1. What's the score?
I got the magic number

2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.

by Stop the pendulum January 09, 2006

now number 5

Number 5 is featured in the backstreet boys hit "I Want It That Way" and if someone yells "NOW NUMBER 5" you are required to say "I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

"NOW NUMBER 5" "I never want to hear you say" "I want it that way"

by Brooklyn Nine-Nine November 24, 2018

Six Digit Number

Refers to the number ID of an hentai manga on the website nhentai. Typed in this way: nhentai.net/g/(six digit number)

"Bro, give me the six digit number of this hentai; I want to use it tonight."

by Lolilewder July 23, 2020

The shinobi law of numbers

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.

The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.

by Eloka February 12, 2007