Kweef Noodle

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.

Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.

by Sjdrob April 10, 2009

ooza noodles

Another name for "Top Ramen". Usually used by black people.

"All we got in the kitchen is ooza noodles! Can we get McDonalds, Ma?!!"

by Thabreeze December 29, 2015

dude noodle

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.

"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"

by fLockerr January 11, 2009

spooky noodles

1)Noodles that jump scare people.
2)Noodles that are spookily strait.
3)Noodles that may or may not kill your family.

Last night the spooky noodles killed my family.

by Meme-lordess February 1, 2017

raymon noodles

1. The one and only Ramen noodles. Just hoodrich version.

2. Millionaire high class version of the traditional ramen noodle.

3. A way to describe a poor person.

I'm a broke college student eatin' nothing but raymon noodles.

I'm a hood millionaire eating raymon noodles erryday.

You so raymon noodles!

by EazyE63 August 6, 2012

spaghetti noodle

you

1:damn bro she got hella ass
2:no bro she a SPAGHETTI NOODLE

by thatonespaghettinoodle April 2, 2020

Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010