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Dunkin’ Flaps

When you squat until your labia are submerged in a bowl, cup (from KFC or Wendy’s), or barrel (for the flap dunkin connoisseurs) of mashed potatoes.
Jessica M. filled her step dad’s pool with mashed potatoes so the entire town can partake in the Dunkin’ Flaps party.

I woke up this morning to the lovely scent of garlic mashed potatoes in the air. You can imagine my disappointment when I came down to see Jessica squatting on the kitchen table, dunkin flaps.
by Dickintaters October 29, 2022
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flap flakes

Yeah bro I thought it was snowing when I went down on her. Turns out it was just flap flakes.
by Plsbnice69 June 21, 2020
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Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.
After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.
by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021
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Bitch Flaps

Vaginal lips that are clearly visible through pants. Particularly lips that are hanging on bloth sides of the seam. Also referred to as camel toe or moose knuckles (the larger of the two varieties.)
1. Holy shit Jared! Check out the bitch flaps on that one!
by SnowmanND October 6, 2020
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flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.
Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!
by pentozali March 24, 2008
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Fart Flaps

That one passed right through the fart flaps.
by TheBanchou July 8, 2017
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flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.
I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.
by stunk February 6, 2014
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