ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE

Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*

by Its time to dudududududududuel May 16, 2018

Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.

Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....

by Waterbilly84 May 21, 2018

bike dick

When you are riding so hard your dick rubs a Against your shammy to you cum

Peter Sagan: Man I really got bike dick on stage 6 of the tour. He said to mark cavendish who did I got bike dick because of Castille

by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

Pleasure biking

To remove the seat of a bike and insert the rod into the ass or vagina

I went pleasure biking.

Want to go pleasure biking?

by Canidoiy September 28, 2017

drag bike

When you go to take a shit and it leaves a line up the back of the toilet!!

I went to the shitter and saw someone had popped the clutch like a drag bike!

by Time-Bandit(RTT) May 22, 2017

bike chain

bad breath caused by braces

"Yo, it smells when Paul talks"
"Yeah. He got some bike chains"

by greeky81 December 5, 2017

bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.

That bike-ist thinks they own the road.

by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017