Freshman Pump

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017

Sneak pump

1) Sex leading to an unplanned pregnancy.

2) An unplanned child.

1) "I'm pregnant?! You must have sneak pumped me."

2) "That kid was a sneak pump."

by J108 March 21, 2013

W Pump

When you look awesome after a workout. Especially in good lighting.

“Woah dude look at my pump”
“That’s a W pump”

by Dat_nigga_123 October 17, 2022

sympathy pump

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone who recently broke up with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.

by g13radley January 26, 2016

Village Pump

Project page(s) exist on most of the languages of Wikipedia, to allow Wikipedians to discuss Wikipedia's guidelines and administrative issue, and get consensus of the topic.

Please refer to the consensus on the Village Pump.

by Success_Emoji July 23, 2022

Power Pump

A quick masturbation session, either for fun or for enhanced focus

When he was losing at bowling, he went to the bathroom for a quick power pump.

by TheSavageSquid November 15, 2011

pump chocolate

to defecate; especially really quickly or in large quantities

I got to run. Where is the john? I need to pump chocolate bad!

by Drewcik October 10, 2015