Lizard

A person who is sketch

You're a llizard

by Stephen \ May 27, 2015

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Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021

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Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.

Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”

by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024

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Lounge Lizard

an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.

Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”

Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.

My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.

by Asian Man Tunes March 4, 2024

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