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Jona

Jona is that boy who makes you feel butterflies in the stomach, a Jona is just a unique, sexy man who cares and love you like no one else, if you found a Jona you must be a really like person.
Jona seems such a gattino today.
by Mav.vnU January 27, 2023
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Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
by bernardgamer October 4, 2022
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Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.
God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona
by Force Enhance February 15, 2019
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Jonas

Jonas? Hes so ugly ew
by Jaldjf April 6, 2020
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022
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Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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