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Donkey Smack

When a man is having "sexual" intercourse in the anal regions and wants SUPERIOR power and ecstasy when he is about to ejaculate he slaps the woman across her face.
Man1: yo man2 i donkey smacked heather last night it was awesome.
Man2: dude, your one sick fuck aint cha?
Man1: Bitch dont make me donkey slap you!
man2: ok i take it back *under his breath* sick fuck
by alex N chris August 13, 2006
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Google Smack

The opposite of the popular googlewhack,the aim is to enter in two words and recieve the highest search results on a google search engine!
oh my god Barbara i just google smacked 'right' and 'wrong' and got 168,000,000 search results!I'm DEADLY!!!
by Karl Mo Mo April 4, 2007
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dooker smack

some one who smacks ass
by hope February 22, 2004
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crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.
"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."
by Dmur February 15, 2008
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smacked ass

Cade is a walking example of a smacked ass.
by lilsmackie515 May 6, 2020
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smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.
by Brian E January 20, 2004
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Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything
"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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