Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020

Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.

Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!

by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019

Thank

Ud can you please

Post for me…
And for he…
His words I need to see…
As well as my words for him to read…

Much I do not normally ask…
If you could complete this little task…
Happiness I will shine…
As I won’t have to super overthink all of the time…

Understand I know you do…
If I could, I would do it for you…
Begging … yes, I am…
Even if post are just a few…

In advance I say thank you…

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 11, 2023

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019