Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections

The permanent hint on every fucking poorly made Roblox cart ride.

It shouldn't really be used in a sentence since it's just used in a perm hint on roblox
and also that its a sentence itself
The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections

by blokc August 8, 2023

Thank You

I read a news article that said Hamas made the hostages thank them upon release...

Hym "Which isn't unreasonable at all when you consider that Palestinians were actively starving while bombs rained do upon them and it demonstrates that Hamas expended more time and resources trying to keep the Jew-hostages alive than the Israeli government did (who on several occasions accidentally killed their own hostages). So that, I think, warrants them a 'Thank You.' If you ask me."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Thank you bandwagon

The influx of thank you messages sent to a group chat post-party and addressed to the host of the party. Usually a form of virtue-signaling.

*Friend hosts party”
Groupchat after party:
Person 1: Thank you!!!!
Person 2: yes thank you so much!!! it was so so much fun 😁😁
Person 3: thank you for hosting!!
Etc…

Host: man check out these fake mofos on the thank you bandwagon

by Goopygoopty July 21, 2024

windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.

Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.

by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016

Thank u,next

Probably is the song name
Its Ariana Grande's song

and for that i say.Thank u,next (next)

by ImmaNubPro May 4, 2019

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

by halbalbador November 22, 2024