Tinsult Squeak Chair

A chair that a very fat, 800 pound man sits in. This chair is especially made for tinsult.

Bro, you see that 800 pound guy in the tinsult squeak chair?

by RexIsYourDad September 13, 2019

russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

johnny big chair

When you get a big promotion and become the boss. Sitting in the biggest chair in your office.

I cannot believe you are the boss, must be nice to be Johnny Big Chair.

by Johnny Big Chair May 14, 2014

Fortnite battle chair

A chair with a hole at anus level in it with a giant bucket with a tube at crotch level for shitting and pissing while playing fortnite. Perfect for no-lifed addicts who can play the game without having to take a piss or shit in the toilet

Hey man, i am ready to dominate fortnite today, got my Fortnite Battle Chair ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.

Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?

by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021