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Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident May 25, 2016
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tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree
person 1: bro what r u doing💀
person 2: i’m just standing here
person 1: tree cosplay
by ihavewood May 13, 2022
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Tree of Life

A location in the Roblox open world MMORPG game called Vesteria, which consists of an ancient, glowing tree, bioluminescent plants, and a mage village. Players can visit the Tree of Life at level 10 to join the Mage faction.
Level 10 Player: “What’s the tree of life?”
Level 50 Player: “It’s a location where you can go to become a mage!”
Level 10 Player: “Oh thanks! I’ve been wondering how to get magic spells”
by VesterianPlayer1837 June 20, 2023
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Happy Tree

1. You finna smoke some happy tree?

2. That happy tree kicking in
3. Damn bro that happy tree supreme
by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021
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tree-nied

in disc golf A contraction of "tree" and "denied." Having an otherwise awesome shot deflected by a tree, shrub, or other woody material.
That was an incredible approach putt, unfortunately tree-nied at the end by that spruce.
by ChefDude January 25, 2015
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Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.
Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!
by soha33 September 26, 2010
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tree hut

The best sugar scrub brand to use. It is used for preppy tiktok videos and it is good to help smooth your skin.
I collect so many tree hut products
by Random.human.who.likes.food February 22, 2022
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