Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

by Coiked April 13, 2004

mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.

The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.

by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005

Taking Back Sunday

The best f***in band on the face of the earth..and by the way ive seen them live and they definitely DO NOT suck like this other person said. ROCK ON TAKING BACK SUNDAY

Taking Back Sunday is a cool band.

by a smart brunette October 5, 2003

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006

like talkin bout

A commonly used phrase used to stress the abundance or frequency of something.

Those titties are fine like talkin bout!

by N.O.'s FINEST January 17, 2009

taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

talking in tongues

Talking in tongues is a term similar to the term 'speaking in tongues', but with a twist. Normally this happens when an English speaker takes home a person from a bar and proceeds to have intercourse with a non-native English speaker. The magic happens when the non-native speaker breaks down and begins to speak in their native language while having intercourse befuddling the English speaker.

Wow, last night was crazy, that Finnish woman from the bar started to speak to me in some wacky language, i think it was Swedish or something. Felt like I was in a foreign movie. Man, I love New York, so much cultural, people are talking in tongues...

by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009